Frigate bird, Galapagos © Judi Birnberg
Now that you know what a mondegreen is, we can turn to spoonerisms, named for the Rev. William Archibald Spooner (1844-1930). Apparently, he was prone to transposing the initial consonants of two words to such an extent that his mistakes came to be named after him.
Can’t you picture him officiating at a wedding and telling the groom, “It is now kisstomary to cuss the bride”?
In England, a popular dish is chish and fips. You might want a few belly jeans for dessert. And George W. Bush, known for his verbal gaffes, once declared, “If the the terriers and bariffs are torn down, the economy will grow.”
Maybe Rev. Spooner would have recognized my illustration as a brigate fird.