A Few Friday Smiles

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From Drummond Moir’s book Just My Typo, some unfortunate errors on CVs:

1. I have a graduate degree in unclear physics.

2. I am a rabid typist.

3. I worked for six years as an uninformed security guard.

4. As part of the city’s maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides.

5. I have had sex jobs so far.

Enjoy the weekend!

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