From Drummond Moir’s book Just My Typo, some unfortunate errors on CVs:
1. I have a graduate degree in unclear physics.
2. I am a rabid typist.
3. I worked for six years as an uninformed security guard.
4. As part of the city’s maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides.
5. I have had sex jobs so far.
Enjoy the weekend!