These lists certainly have been popular. I’ve heard from many of you, and you even offered additional suggestions, for which I am very grateful. Here is another crop of malaprops, a word made famous by Richard Sheridan in his play The Rivals (1775), which contains a character named Mrs. Malaprop.
1. Flush out Nope. You mean to flesh out an argument, put some meat on the bones. If you flush it out, you know where it goes.
2. Unlease a hornet’s nest You want to cancel your lease on that hornet’s nest? I understand. But more likely you want to unleash it, to set those hornets free to sting someone else.
3. Electrical votes This is shocking. Better to use electoral votes. Imagine, we’ll be counting electoral votes in only 14 months! And yet the campaign is in full swing. Just shoot me.
4. Upset the apple tart I have personally done this, and it takes all the joy out of dessert. If you upset an apple cart, you are eliminating order and causing chaos.
5. Alcoholics Unanimous Alcoholics Anonymous protects the participants’ privacy.
6. A vast suppository of information Yes, that has been written. Repository is so much more pleasant, not to mention accurate.
7. Lavatories of innovation Probably written by the same person who wrote #6. Go with laboratories.
8. You could have knocked me over with a fender Pretty easy to do. To indicate extreme surprise, use a feather.
9. Tow the line I have never tried to tug a line of anything. If you toe the line, you come right up to the edge and follow rules.
10. Very close veins That they may be, and I am sorry for you. But the correct term is varicose, meaning swollen and twisted.