Real Estate Typos

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But where are the fangs?

In the market for a new home? Read the ads carefully or you might end up with a house that includes the following (from a real estate company in Virgina, as quoted in Drummond Moir’s Just My Typo):

Fresh pain throughout
Heated poo in back yard
Custom inferior paint
Large walking closet
Ceiling fangs in all bedrooms
Huge dick in back for entertaining
Beautiful bitch cabinets

I’ve also seen houses for sale that included “shudders.” Probably on those homes with ceiling fangs.

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