All from Just My Typo, compiled by Drummond Moir.
From the Christian Science Monitor:
ONE CAN ARGUE THAT THE PRESIDENT IS USING THE SEPTEMBER 11 ATTACKS TO BOOST HIS PUBIC PROFILE.
From the Huffington Post:
OLDER ADULTS: You’re sick. If you feel cold, put on a sweater, crap yourself in a blanket or turn up the heat, recommend the physicians.
From the Mobile Press:
GERMANS ARE SO SMALL THAT THERE MAY BE AS MANY AS ONE BILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION OF THEM IN A DROP OF WATER.
On ABC’s World News Tonight:
On April 22, 2003 a closed caption informed viewers that Alan Greenspan, Federal Reserve Chairman, was “in the hospital for an enlarged prostitute.” Later that night viewers were advised that Mr. Greenspan was having prostate problems.